{"product_id":"a-recipe-for-disaster-tea-towel","title":"A Recipe For Disaster Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"295\" data-start=\"213\"\u003eFor kitchens that run on good food, strong opinions, and a perfectly timed remark.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"673\" data-start=\"297\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"346\" data-start=\"301\"\u003eAvalon Home 'A recipe for disaster' Cotton Linen Tea Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e brings humour and style into the everyday, featuring the brand’s signature phrases in a thoughtfully designed, practical format. Made in the UK from a premium cotton and linen blend, each towel is screen-printed and finished with a distinctive forest green scalloped border - adding a refined yet playful detail to your kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1029\" data-start=\"675\"\u003eBlending function with personality, this tea towel is soft, durable, and highly absorbent - ideal for drying dishes, lining trays, or simply hanging from your oven door as part of your kitchen styling. A handy hanging loop makes it easy to display, while the bold slogans offer a knowing nod to the realities of hosting (and everything that comes with it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1270\" data-start=\"1218\"\u003eChoose from a collection of iconic phrases:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1416\" data-start=\"1271\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1285\" data-start=\"1271\" data-section-id=\"1kduqnq\"\u003eExcuse You\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1310\" data-start=\"1286\" data-section-id=\"17p1r7u\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mashandmint.co.uk\/products\/please-leave-by-nine-tea-towel\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePlease Leave by Nine\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1336\" data-start=\"1311\" data-section-id=\"3h2b3p\"\u003eA Recipe for Disaster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1358\" data-start=\"1337\" data-section-id=\"1e7ufls\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/mashandmint.co.uk\/products\/eat-dessert-first-tea-towel\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eEat Dessert First\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1396\" data-start=\"1359\" data-section-id=\"1m75mpl\"\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/mashandmint.co.uk\/products\/drink-responsibly-dont-spill-tea-towel\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDrink Responsibly, Don’t Spill It\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1416\" data-start=\"1397\" data-section-id=\"skyf4l\"\u003eHave You Eaten?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1550\" data-start=\"1418\"\u003eWhether you're buying for yourself or gifting, this is a tea towel that delivers both practicality and personality in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1578\" data-start=\"1557\" data-section-id=\"1bqk1w5\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1783\" data-start=\"1579\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1597\" data-start=\"1579\" data-section-id=\"bkkwdh\"\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1632\" data-start=\"1598\" data-section-id=\"1u4di0k\"\u003ePremium cotton and linen blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1678\" data-start=\"1633\" data-section-id=\"3tdx90\"\u003eScreen-printed Avalon Home slogan designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1737\" data-start=\"1679\" data-section-id=\"1qq1540\"\u003eForest green scalloped border for a distinctive finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1783\" data-start=\"1738\" data-section-id=\"ffzca1\"\u003eHanging loop for easy storage and display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1816\" data-start=\"1790\" data-section-id=\"1cekfej\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"2143\" data-start=\"1817\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1919\" data-start=\"1817\" data-section-id=\"18scro5\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1831\" data-start=\"1819\"\u003eWashing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash on a cold, gentle cycle. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners to preserve the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1966\" data-start=\"1920\" data-section-id=\"13rjws1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1933\" data-start=\"1922\"\u003eDrying:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hang to dry. Do not tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"2060\" data-start=\"1967\" data-section-id=\"ez0jey\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"1981\" data-start=\"1969\"\u003eIroning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Iron on the reverse using a warm setting. 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