For kitchens that run on good food, strong opinions, and a perfectly timed remark.

The Avalon Home 'A recipe for disaster' Cotton Linen Tea Towel brings humour and style into the everyday, featuring the brand’s signature phrases in a thoughtfully designed, practical format. Made in the UK from a premium cotton and linen blend, each towel is screen-printed and finished with a distinctive forest green scalloped border - adding a refined yet playful detail to your kitchen.

Blending function with personality, this tea towel is soft, durable, and highly absorbent - ideal for drying dishes, lining trays, or simply hanging from your oven door as part of your kitchen styling. A handy hanging loop makes it easy to display, while the bold slogans offer a knowing nod to the realities of hosting (and everything that comes with it).

Choose from a collection of iconic phrases:

• Excuse You
• Please Leave by Nine
• A Recipe for Disaster
• Eat Dessert First
• Drink Responsibly, Don’t Spill It
• Have You Eaten?

Whether you're buying for yourself or gifting, this is a tea towel that delivers both practicality and personality in equal measure.

Key Features

• Made in the UK
• Premium cotton and linen blend
• Screen-printed Avalon Home slogan designs
• Forest green scalloped border for a distinctive finish
• Hanging loop for easy storage and display

Care Instructions

• Washing: Wash on a cold, gentle cycle. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners to preserve the print
• Drying: Hang to dry. Do not tumble dry
• Ironing: Iron on the reverse using a warm setting. Do not iron directly on the design
• Storage: Store in a cool, dry place away from moisture and direct sunlight

Perfect For

• Everyday kitchen use with style
• Thoughtful housewarming or hostess gifts
• Pairing with Avalon Home napkins and tableware
• Adding humour to your kitchen space