For those who like their kitchens organised - and their humour unfiltered.

The Avalon Home 'Please leave by 9' Cotton Linen Slogan Tea Towel is a refined take on an everyday essential, combining practical design with unmistakable personality. Made in the UK from a premium cotton and linen blend, each towel is screen-printed with Avalon’s signature phrases and finished with a forest green scalloped border for a distinctive, elevated look.

Soft, absorbent, and durable, this tea towel is designed for real kitchens - whether you’re drying dishes, prepping for guests, or simply styling your space. The integrated hanging loop allows for easy display, while the bold slogans bring a subtle, witty edge to your daily routine.

Available in a curated selection of iconic slogans:

• Excuse You
• Please Leave by Nine
• A Recipe for Disaster
• Eat Dessert First
• Drink Responsibly, Don’t Spill It
• Have You Eaten?

Ideal for gifting or everyday use, this is a kitchen textile that balances craftsmanship, quality, and a sense of humour.

Key Features

• Made in the UK
• Premium cotton and linen blend for softness and durability
• Screen-printed slogan design
• Forest green scalloped border detail
• Hanging loop for practical storage and display

Care Instructions

• Washing: Cold, gentle cycle recommended. Avoid bleach and fabric softeners
• Drying: Hang to dry. Do not tumble dry
• Ironing: Iron on reverse with a warm setting. Do not iron directly onto the print
• Storage: Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight

Perfect For

• Everyday kitchen use
• Elevated kitchen styling
• Thoughtful housewarming or hostess gifts
• Pairing with Avalon Home tableware collections